Showing posts with label ridiculous outcomes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ridiculous outcomes. Show all posts

Saturday, 18 July 2009

Swine Flu

Now fear one or all of the following my ensue:

  • all in world will catch swine flu
  • most will die
  • Britain will go to war with Czech, Russia & Germany in order to seize our vaccines
  • Britain will disengage the coalition with US on war on terror
  • Britain will become vulnerable to terrorists as 200% of us will have swine flu at any one time
  • Schools will remain closed & mothers may have to spend time looking after their own children, in their own homes
  • Economy will grind to halt as all mothers will be at home
  • Crosses will be painted on doors to indicate a death as per 1918
  • Supermarkets, will not only be unstafffed (as mummies all at home) but looted
  • General civil unrest will occur & not enough armed forces personnel to deal with resulting riotous behavior as scantily fighting numerous wars.
  • People will be forced to cook wholesome, bolstering broths to nourish their families and won't know the best way to set about combining pot noodle and microwave only chilli.
  • The only people left in Britain will be those over 70 who have some immunity from 1918 apparently & then they will have to sell their homes to each other so that they can pay for nursing home fees.
  • Armageddon
Now, when everyone has succumbed and is dead in pre prepared mass government graves, don't say I didn't warn you!