- all in world will catch swine flu
- most will die
- Britain will go to war with Czech, Russia & Germany in order to seize our vaccines
- Britain will disengage the coalition with US on war on terror
- Britain will become vulnerable to terrorists as 200% of us will have swine flu at any one time
- Schools will remain closed & mothers may have to spend time looking after their own children, in their own homes
- Economy will grind to halt as all mothers will be at home
- Crosses will be painted on doors to indicate a death as per 1918
- Supermarkets, will not only be unstafffed (as mummies all at home) but looted
- General civil unrest will occur & not enough armed forces personnel to deal with resulting riotous behavior as scantily fighting numerous wars.
- People will be forced to cook wholesome, bolstering broths to nourish their families and won't know the best way to set about combining pot noodle and microwave only chilli.
- The only people left in Britain will be those over 70 who have some immunity from 1918 apparently & then they will have to sell their homes to each other so that they can pay for nursing home fees.
- Armageddon
Now, when everyone has succumbed and is dead in pre prepared mass government graves, don't say I didn't warn you!
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